When did Valentine’s Day become such a big deal?
As a parent, Valentine’s Day (or should I say “Friendship Day”) has become a Pinterest holiday. That is if I’m feeling ambitious. The acceptable treats list brings on a whole new level of stress. I attach a sticker or pencil and call it a day. Sorry, kids.
As a spouse, Valentine’s Day is undercelebrated.
Maybe it’s because our anniversary, the holidays, my husband’s birthday and Valentine’s Day all occur within weeks of one another. Or maybe it’s because I’m thrifty and cannot justify the huge markup that florists charge for Valentine’s Day flowers. Buy me flowers the next day or any other day of the year.
Maybe it’s because our marriage is strong enough on its own without a Hallmark reminder. That said, my husband does usually get me a card (and sometimes chocolate). And, every so often, I surprise him with a token gift.
Here are some of my favorite funny and appropriate (well after the newlywed stage) gifts to give on Valentine’s Day.
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Keeping it Real on Valentine’s Day (Gifts for “Old” Married Couples)
Funny Valentine’s Cards for Couples
I Love You So Much I Would Take A Bullet For You (not in the head . . . but maybe . . . like the leg)
Funny Books to Give on Valentine’s Day
This book will make you laugh, capturing the ups and downs of marriage.
Funny Pillows to Gift on Valentine’s Day
Funny Mugs for Couples
I’m biased towards the first mug listed here.
Gratitude and appreciation are important components of any happy marriage.
I especially love these “You Adulted Today” stickers which include achievements like:
I shaved my legs today.
All my laundry is folded.
I got my oil changed today.
I didn’t curse in front of the kids today.
Of course, I’d never decline a spa day, a chance to sleep in, or breakfast in bed. How do you celebrate?
Happy Valentine’s Day to you!
How do you celebrate Valentine’s Day? Comment below.